To be crucified? Gut. Through the door, the left row, each one cross
This dialogue from Monty Python from the movie "Life of Brian" Everyone knows that black English humor mag. So it is not surprising that on youtube have to find several film clips of comedians in a more or less good quality.
Now, Monty Python had picked himself up and has its own channel on youtube set up on the good in Qulität some highlights (such as stoning or the duel to see from the Knights of the coconut) are. All for free, even if the gentlemen ask with a twinkle in his eye (see following video) about, but to buy their films.